Ik ben nummer één, jij nummer twee
Origineel gezongen door Ricky Gervais en Constantine
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"Ik ben nummer één, jij nummer twee" (Engels: "I'm Number One") is een liedje uit de film Muppets Most Wanted.


ConstantineI'm number one,

You're number two

We're crimminals at large

But I'm at larger than you

I'm number one,

You're number two

I believe in equality

As long as you get less than me!

I'm one,

DominicYou're one

Constantine: You're number two

Dominic: I'm number two

Constantine: You may think that you're smarter,

But I'm smarter-er than you!

I'm number one!

You're number two!

You're lucky to be number two

Not number three!

I can see by the look in your eye 

You want to get the bigger piece of the pie

One day, you'll get your chance 

But in the meantime, you've got to dance monkey dance!

Dominic: Really? I hate dancing.

Constantine: Do it!

Dance monkey dance!

Ha Ha!

Dominic: I'm number two

He's number one

I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

I'm number two

He's number one

Constantine: I'm number one!

Dominic: You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog!

I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone

And I'm at the front of the line!

It won't be long 'til I get my chance

But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

Constantine: Dance monkey dance!

Now, watch me!

I'm number one!

Dominic: He's number one!

Constantine: You're number two!

Dominic: I'm number two!

Constantine: That's it, kid, there you go

Now step aside, this ain't your show!

I'm one

Dominic: I'm one

Constantine: I'm number one!

Dominic: Yes, we know!

Constantine (Dominic): I'm (He's) number one!

Constantine: That's how it's done!

Dominic: I'm number one, you're number two!

Constantine: Shut up!



Films: A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa | Muppet Treasure Island | Muppets Most Wanted (C | S) | The Great Muppet Caper | The Muppet Christmas Carol | The Muppet Movie | The Muppets (S) | The Muppets' Wizard of Oz
Series: The Muppet Show | The Muppets | Muppets Tonight | Up Late with Miss Piggy (fictief)
Games: My Muppets Show

Verenigde Staten
The Muppet Show Comic Book

2009: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
2009-2010: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

Angelo | Animal | Bean Bunny | Beauregard | Bobby Benson | Bobo the Bear | Chip | Dr. Bunsen Honeydew | Camilla the Chicken | Carlo Flamingo | Clifford | Crazy Harry | De Nieuwslezer | Floyd Pepper | Foo-Foo | Fozzie Bear | Gonzo | Janice | Kermit de Kikker | Lew Zealand | Link Hogthrob | Lips | Mahna Mahna | Manolo Flamingo | Miss Piggy (G) | Pepe the King Prawn | Pops | Retort | Rizzo the Rat | Robin de Kikker | Rowlf the Dog | Sam the Eagle | Scooter | Seymour | The Snowths | Statler | The Swedish Chef | Sweetums | Dr. Teeth | Thog | Uncle Deadly | Waldorf | Wanda | Wayne | Zoot
Uit The Muppets (film): 80s Robot | Gary | Hobo Joe | Jack Black | Mary | De Moopets (Animool | Foozie Bear | Janooce | Kermoot | Miss Poogy | Roowlf) | Tex Richman | Walter
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: Constantine | Dominic Bedrieger | Jean Pierre Napoleon | Lady Gaga | Nadya
Uit The Muppets (tv-serie): Becky | Betty | Denise | Kim | Lea Thompson

Uit The Muppet Show: Mahna Mahna | The Muppet Show Theme
Uit The Muppet Movie: America | Can You Picture That? | I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along | I'm Going to Go Back There Someday | Moving Right Along | Never Before, Never Again | Rainbow Connection
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: Couldn't We Ride | Happiness Hotel | Hey a Movie! | Night Life | Steppin' Out With a Star | The First Time It Happens
Uit The Muppets (film): Forget You | Let's Talk About Me | Life's a Happy Song | Life's a Happy Song (reprise) | Man of Muppet | Mahna Mahna | Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard | Ik Feestje | The Muppet Show Theme | Pictures in My Head | Rainbow Connection | Smells Like Teen Spirit | We Built This City | The Whistling Caruso
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: Bajes | Dit wordt een vervolgfilm | Ik ben nummer één, jij nummer twee | Ik kan je alles geven wat je wilt | Macarena | Moves Like Jagger | Opnieuw bij elkaar, alweer | Verhoorlied | Waarom ben ik niet blij | Working in the Coal Mine | The Muppet Show Theme | My Heart Will Go On
Uit The Muppets (tv-serie): I'm Sorry | Mahna Mahna | Rainbow Connection

Berlijn | Dublin | Londen | Los Angeles | The Muppet Theater | Parijs

Attracties: Muppet*Vision 3D | The Muppets Present... Great Moments in American History
Afleveringen: A Tail of Two Piggies | Bear Left Then Bear Write | Because... Love | Generally Inhospitable | Going, Going, Gonzo | Got Silk? | Hostile Makeover | Little Green Lie | Pig's in a Blackout | Pig Girls Don't Cry | Pig Out | Single All the Way | Swine Song | The Ex-Factor | Too Hot to Handler | Walk the Swine

Echte mensen

Poppenspelers: Jane Henson | Jim Henson | Noel MacNeal

Uit The Muppet Movie: Lord Grade | Jim Henson | David Lazer | Martin Starger
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: David Lazer | Frank Oz | Bruce Sharman | Martin Starger
Uit Muppet Treasure Island: Martin G. Baker | Brian Henson | Michael Jablow | Frank Oz | Vesco Razpoppov | Selwyn Roberts | Thomas G. Smith
Uit The Muppets: David Hoberman | Todd Lieberman
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: David Hoberman | Todd Lieberman

Uit The Muppet Movie: James Frawley
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: Jim Henson
Uit Muppet Treasure Island: Brian Henson
Uit The Muppets: James Bobin
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: James Bobin

Schrijvers: James Bobin | Nicholas Stoller

Engels: Steve Whitmire | Eric Jacobson | Eric Jacobson | Frank Welker | Peter Linz | Jack Black | Steve Whitmire | Dave Goelz | David Rudman | Lady Gaga | Ty Burrell
Nederlands: Wim T. Schippers | Reinder van der Naalt | Reinder van der Naalt | Sipke Jan Bousema | Jamai Loman | Pim Veth | Fred Meijer | Youp van 't Hek | Hero Muller | Armin van Buuren
Vlaams: Peter van den Begin | Walter Baele | Iwein Segers | Raf van Brussel | Walter Grootaers | Jacques Vermeire