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"Interrogation Song"02:22

"Interrogation Song"

"Interrogation Song" lange versie03:29

"Interrogation Song" lange versie

"Verhoorlied" (Engels: "Interrogation Song") is een lied uit de film Muppets Most Wanted.


Schuingedrukte tekst word alleen gezongen in de albumversie en de lange versie van de film.

Sam: Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin
Constantine (doet alsof hij Kermit is): We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
Jean Pierre: That night, at 10:03
Were you inside the portrait gallery?
Constantine: From 10:00 to 10:04
Was when we did the show's encore
Sam: Hm, frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
Constantine: My alibi is watertight
The audience saw me sing all night
Jean Pierre: Monsieur, we know you did the crime
Constantine: I was onstage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection.
Sam and Jean Pierre: Thank you, Kermit! No more questions!
Jean Pierre (gesproken): Hello! I think it's time for good cop/romantic cop.
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up lock inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Miss Piggy: Oh, gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show
Sam: Tell us how the art was taken
Jean Pierre: If you want to save your bacon
Miss Piggy: I haven't seen your missing art
All I stole was audience hearts
Sam: We can give you a plea deal
Jean Pierre: All you have to do is squeal
Miss Piggy: I'm not a thief, I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bow
Jean Pierre: We'll catch the swine that did this job
Miss Piggy: Give up the pig puns, creep!
Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion!
Sam and Jean Pierre: Thank you, Piggy! No more questions!
Jean Pierre (gesproken): I think she likes me, no?
Sam (gesproken): I don't think your puns are helping the investigation.
Jean Pierre: You know, I think they did it
Sam: No, they didn't!
Jean Pierre: Yes, they did, and we can pin it
Sam: If they did, how did they do it?
Jean Pierre: If they didn't, how did they didn't?
Sam: If they didn't, then it's easy
'Cause they simply didn't do it
Jean Pierre: If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!
(gesproken): Ahem. Oh excuse me. Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz.
Sam: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played Madrid?
Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull
And rushed off-stage to the hospital
Jean Pierre: Gonzo, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?
Gonzo: I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed
Sam: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is ticking
Gonzo: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Camilla was there, she'll cooperate
Jean Pierre: Madam, are you willing to corroborate?
Camilla: (clucking)
Sam: Will somebody get this chicken out of here?
Gonzo: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection
Sam and Jean Pierre: Thank you, Gonzo! No more questions!
Jean Pierre: Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen art?
Lew Zealand: I didn't know there was a plan
Dr. Teeth: Your accusation's far out, man!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: The chances of us committing a crime
Are less than .009
The Swedish Chef: (Faux-Swedish)
Jean Pierre: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?
Translator/Beaker: What the chef just said to you was "Shnoopdy-shnoopdy-shnoo." It's not Swedish.
Animal: (grunts and laughs)
Penguins: (quacking)
Fozzie Bear: Uh, I can do an Elvis impression
Sam and Jean Pierre: Thank you, Muppets! No more questions!
Jean Pierre: They didn't
Sam: No, they didn't
Jean Pierre: There's no way they did the crime
Sam: They couldn't, they're too stupid
Jean Pierre: They're not criminal masterminds
Sam: We do not know who did it
But we know they didn't do it
Jean Pierre and Sam: So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it!
Jean Pierre (gesproken): They're incapable of being culpable.



Films: A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa | The Great Muppet Caper | The Muppet Movie | Muppet Treasure Island | The Muppets (S) | The Muppets' Wizard of Oz | Muppets Most Wanted (C | S)
Series: The Muppet Show | The Muppets | Muppets Tonight | Up Late with Miss Piggy (fictief)
Games: My Muppets Show

Verenigde Staten
The Muppet Show Comic Book

2009: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
2009-2010: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

Angelo | Animal | Bean Bunny | Beauregard | Bobby Benson | Bobo the Bear | Chip | Dr. Bunsen Honeydew | Camilla the Chicken | Carlo Flamingo | Clifford | Crazy Harry | De Nieuwslezer | Floyd Pepper | Foo-Foo | Fozzie Bear | Gonzo | Janice | Kermit de Kikker | Lew Zealand | Link Hogthrob | Lips | Mahna Mahna | Manolo Flamingo | Miss Piggy (G) | Pepe the King Prawn | Pops | Retort | Rizzo the Rat | Robin de Kikker | Rowlf the Dog | Sam the Eagle | Scooter | Seymour | The Snowths | Statler | The Swedish Chef | Sweetums | Dr. Teeth | Thog | Uncle Deadly | Waldorf | Wanda | Wayne | Zoot
Uit The Muppets (film): 80s Robot | Gary | Hobo Joe | Jack Black | Mary | De Moopets (Animool | Foozie Bear | Janooce | Kermoot | Miss Poogy | Roowlf) | Tex Richman | Walter
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: Constantine | Dominic Bedrieger | Jean Pierre Napoleon | Lady Gaga | Nadya
Uit The Muppets (tv-serie): Becky | Betty | Denise | Kim | Lea Thompson

Uit The Muppet Show: Mahna Mahna | The Muppet Show Theme
Uit The Muppet Movie: America | Can You Picture That? | I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along | I'm Going to Go Back There Someday | Moving Right Along | Never Before, Never Again | Rainbow Connection
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: Couldn't We Ride | Happiness Hotel | Hey a Movie! | Night Life | Steppin' Out With a Star | The First Time It Happens
Uit The Muppets (film): Forget You | Let's Talk About Me | Life's a Happy Song | Life's a Happy Song (reprise) | Man of Muppet | Mahna Mahna | Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard | Ik Feestje | The Muppet Show Theme | Pictures in My Head | Rainbow Connection | Smells Like Teen Spirit | We Built This City | The Whistling Caruso
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: Bajes | Dit wordt een vervolgfilm | Ik ben nummer één, jij nummer twee | Ik kan je alles geven wat je wilt | Macarena | Moves Like Jagger | Opnieuw bij elkaar, alweer | Verhoorlied | Waarom ben ik niet blij | Working in the Coal Mine | The Muppet Show Theme | My Heart Will Go On
Uit The Muppets (tv-serie): I'm Sorry | Mahna Mahna | Rainbow Connection

Berlijn | Dublin | Londen | Los Angeles | The Muppet Theater | Parijs

Attracties: Muppet*Vision 3D | The Muppets Present... Great Moments in American History
Afleveringen: A Tail of Two Piggies | Bear Left Then Bear Write | Because... Love | Generally Inhospitable | Going, Going, Gonzo | Got Silk? | Hostile Makeover | Little Green Lie | Pig's in a Blackout | Pig Girls Don't Cry | Pig Out | Single All the Way | Swine Song | The Ex-Factor | Too Hot to Handler | Walk the Swine

Echte mensen

Poppenspelers: Jane Henson | Jim Henson | Noel MacNeal

Uit The Muppet Movie: Lord Grade | Jim Henson | David Lazer | Martin Starger
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: David Lazer | Frank Oz | Bruce Sharman | Martin Starger
Uit Muppet Treasure Island: Martin G. Baker | Brian Henson | Michael Jablow | Frank Oz | Vesco Razpoppov | Selwyn Roberts | Thomas G. Smith
Uit The Muppets: David Hoberman | Todd Lieberman
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: David Hoberman | Todd Lieberman

Uit The Muppet Movie: James Frawley
Uit The Great Muppet Caper: Jim Henson
Uit Muppet Treasure Island: Brian Henson
Uit The Muppets: James Bobin
Uit Muppets Most Wanted: James Bobin

Schrijvers: James Bobin | Nicholas Stoller

Engels: Steve Whitmire | Eric Jacobson | Eric Jacobson | Frank Welker | Peter Linz | Jack Black | Steve Whitmire | Dave Goelz | David Rudman | Lady Gaga | Ty Burrell
Nederlands: Wim T. Schippers | Reinder van der Naalt | Reinder van der Naalt | Sipke Jan Bousema | Jamai Loman | Pim Veth | Fred Meijer | Youp van 't Hek | Hero Muller | Armin van Buuren
Vlaams: Peter van den Begin | Walter Baele | Iwein Segers | Raf van Brussel | Walter Grootaers | Jacques Vermeire

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